Jeff: Hello and welcome to my first ever fanfic, starring the much maligned, underappreciated aikido warrior herself......you guessed it! Kasumi Todoh!

Kasumi: YES!!!!!! I knew my time would come! (high-fives Jeff and does a li'l dance)

Andy (looking confused): Uhhh......Jeff?

Jeff: Yeah?

Andy: Why am I here? I thought Terry was your favorite Fatal Fury character?

Jeff: Well, yes, he is, but I think you're a very underappreciated character too, always living in your brother's shadow, so I decided to make you the guest star in this fic!

Andy (grinning widely): Really? You really mean it? ALL RIGHT!!!!!! (high-fives Jeff and does a li'l dance)

Ryo: Hey! What about me?

Jeff: What about you. You're probably my least favorite King of Fighters character.

Ryo (muttering): Lousy son of a......

Jeff: Alright! Let's get this show on the road!

Ryo Sakazaki is walking down the street, barefoot, in an orange gi (what else would he be wearing?) when all of a sudden......

Angry Voice: At last I've found you Ryo Sakazaki! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(liberal use of exclamation points)

Ryo: Who!? What!?!?!?

Kasumi Todoh leaps out of an alleyway, landing in front of Ryo, and gets into her fighting stance.

Ryo: Oh geeeeeez! Not you again! And hey! Prepare to die? I thought you only wanted to beat me up for what I did to your pop!

Kasumi: Relax. I was just trying to be dramatic.

Ryo: Yeah, whatever. HAOH-SHO-KOH-KEN!!!

Kasumi: O_O

Kasumi is hit by the humongous fireball and flies back into the alleyway.

Ryo: Fool! (continues walking)

Ryo and Terry are locked in a fierce "BATTLE OF DESTINY", with the Lone Wolf taking a heavy beating.

Terry: *gasp* *wheeze* DIE RYO! CRACK SHOT!!!

Ryo dodges the descending sneaker and calmly punches Terry into a concrete wall.

Terry: ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Ryo: It's over Bogard! Go to sleep, little boy!

Terry: IT'S NOT OVER YET!!! TAKE THIS!!! HIGH ANGLE GEYSER!!!

Ryo (crossing arms): How pathetic...

Ryo sidesteps the attack, and watches smugly as Terry high angles into a nearby dumpster.

Terry (buried in trash): ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Ryo: Moron!

Very Angry Voice: At last we meet again Ryo Sakazaki! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Kasumi leaps out of a bush and gets into her fighting stance.

Ryo: Arrrggghhh!!! Don't you ever give up!!! ZANRETSU-KEN!!!

Kasumi is pummeled repeatedly by Ryo's fist and flies into the dumpster next to Terry.

Ryo: What a pain!

Ryo walks into King's bar, looking really pissed off.

King: Hey Ryo, you look pissed off. Have a drink. It's on the house.

Ryo: Thanks King.

Ryo chugs down his beer.

King: So what's with you today? You look majorly bummed out!

Ryo: That psychotic Kasumi Todoh keeps attacking me wherever I go! It's insane! I mean, all I ever did to her was beat up her dad and disgrace her family name! What did I ever do to deserve this?

King: Dunno. Anyway, would you keep an eye on the bar? I'm going on my break.

Ryo: Sure thing, King! (Jeff: Hey, that rhymes!^_^)

Very Very Angry Voice: There you are, Ryo Sakazaki!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Kasumi leaps out from behind the counter, onto the counter, and gets into her fighting stance.

Ryo buries his head in his hands and begins to groan.

Ryo: Not......again......why......me?.....Please......tell....... me..........why?............RYOKU RANBU!!!

Kasumi is pounded repeatedly by Ryo's fists and feet and flies out the window, which is conveniently open.

Ryo: Dumb psycho chick......

Kasumi Todoh is walking down the street, looking really depressed. She notices Andy Bogard, who is sitting on a bench, eating a bananna.

Andy: Hey Kasumi, you look depressed. What's wrong?

Kasumi sits down next to Andy. Andy offers her a bite of his bannana.

Kasumi (waving away the bannana): No thanks. I'm really depressed. No matter what I do, I can't seem to beat up Ryo.

Andy: That's weird. You know, I have the same problem. I can't seem to ever beat up Terry. Something's awfully fishy about this!

Kasumi: You mean it's not that we just suck at fighting?

Andy: No. There has to be some other reason why we can't seem to win. (starts thinking)

Kasumi: Well?

Andy: Hold on. I'm still thinking. (continues thinking)

Andy (after a lot of thinking): I KNOW! IV'E GOT IT!!!

Kasumi (who has been quietly dozing): Huh......what?

Andy: Come with me.

Kasumi: Uhmmm......okay.

Andy leads Kasumi to a video game shop, and directs her to look in the window.

Kasumi: Hey! It's the new Fatal Fury game! Cool!

Andy: Look at the box.

Kasumi looks at the box, which depicts Terry Bogard throwing down Wolfgang Krauser, Geese Howard, and a bunch of other nameless people.

Kasumi: Huh?

Kasumi walks into the store, grabs the game, and looks at the back of the box, which has several screenshots of Terry Bogard throwing down the aforementioned villains and nameless people. Andy is nowhere to be seen.

Andy: Here's another thing. Look at this!

Andy shows Kasumi the box for the new Art of Fighting game, Art of Fighting 4-Ryo's Spectacular Triumph. Kasumi stares blankly at the box, which depicts Ryo standing upon an enormous mound of bruised and battered people, flashing a winning smile and a thumbs up. Kasumi's head is sticking out near the bottom of the pile.

Kasumi: ..........................WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Andy: You see. It's plain and simple. Terry and Ryo are the leads of their respective games, the so called "guys on the box". They always win. We, on the other hand, are the rest of the cast. Those two only lose in the King of Fighters series, where Kyo is king.

Kasumi: This sucks! That's not fair!

Andy: Don't worry Kasumi. I have a plan.

Andy Bogard and Kasumi Todoh can be seen walking into SNK of Japan's main office. Loud crashes and explosions can be heard, followed by various people flying out of windows.

All is silent......

Ryo and Terry are walking down the street, side by side, bragging about their newest games, when all of a sudden......

Two Very Angry and Very Pissed Off Voices: Ryo and Terry!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Ryo: What now?

Terry: Dunno.

Kasumi and Andy leap out of an alleyway and get into their respective fighting stances.

Ryo: Well now. If it isn't the two losers!

Terry: Beat it fools! Or do you two need another ass kicking from the REAL warriors? Hmmmmmm?

Kasumi: No way! This time its you who are going down! Prepare for a long rest, boneheads!

Andy: Yeah! What she said!

Ryo and Terry glance at each other and smirk, then get into their respective fighting stances.

Ryo and Terry: Hmmmphhh........fools.

A crowd gathers. The street is filled with people. Mai Shiranui and Ryuhaku Todoh can be seen standing side by side, yelling and cheering.

Mai: You go Andy! Kick wolf boy's ass!

Ryuhaku: That a girl, Kasumi! Win one for the Todoh family name!

The judge from Samurai Shodown walks in with his two flags, raises them, and brings them down.

Judge: BEGIN!

Round 1, Match 1: Terry Bogard vs Andy Bogard

Andy (rushing Terry): You're going down man!!!

Terry (rolling his eyes): Yeah......right. POWER WAVE!

Terry pounds the ground and smirks, fully expecting his brother to be clobbered by a huge wave of energy, but is shocked to see a miniscule little stream pop out and slowly putter towards Andy.

Terry: What the mother @#%$&*)# is this!!!!!! What's wrong with my move!!!!!!

Andy approaches the tiny wave, stomps it, and continues forward.

Andy: Now you're gonna get it! SUPREMELY ULTIMATE ZAN-EL-KEN!!!!!

Terry prepares to block the elbow rush move, but his eyes widen into saucers as Andy's elbow, as well as the rest of his body, suddenly become engulfed in flames similar to those produced by his Burning Knuckle attack, except greater! The flaming, flying Andy barrels into Terry, sending the Hungry Wolf flying through a department store window. He doesn't come out......

Judge: IPPON! Winner......Andy Bogard!!!

Mai: HOOOOORAAAAAYYYYYY FOR ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaps up and down)

Andy turns to the crowd, flashes a winning smile, and gives a thumbs up. The Terry fans in the crowd immediately drop dead from massive heart failure.

Tony: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!!! (dies)

Round 1, Match 2: Ryo Sakazaki vs Kasumi Todoh

Ryo continues to stare in shock at the smashed department store window, where Terry's foot can be seen sticking out among the broken glass. He slowly turns to Kasumi.

Ryo: Uhhhhhhhhh............I don't suppose you've learned anything new......uhhhhhh......have you?

Kasumi cracks her knuckles and smiles malevolently.

Ryo: O_O;

Kasumi approaches.

Ryo: Uhhhmmm....okay.....I guess I'd better end this right now, to be on the safe side. HAOH-SHO-KOH-KEN! ZAN-RETSU-KEN! RYOKU RANBU!

Kasumi: Let me introduce you to my new finishing move. The SUPREME DESTROYING PHOENIX COUNTER (of destruction)!!!!!

Ryo: HUH?!?!??!?!?!?

Kasumi catches the flying fireball, tosses it aside like a wet ball of tissue paper, grabs Ryo's flying fists and feet, and lifts Ryo over her head!

Kasumi: NOW EAT THIS RYO!!!!!!!!!!

Ryo's body suddenly bursts into flames.

Ryo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kasumi leaps into the air, and in a motion similar to Krauser's Phoenix Thrust move and slams Ryo's head into the pavement!

Crowd (looking away): Ouch! That had to hurt!

Kasumi: Not done yet, little man!!!!

Kasumi leaps into the air a second time, again driving Ryo into the pavement. She then does it a third time! A fourth! Finally, after six consecutive slams, she boots the unconscious, flaming mass into the department store Terry flew into.

Judge: IPPON! Winner......Kasumi Todoh!

Ryuhaku (jumping for joy): THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M SOOOOOO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!! (bursts into tears)

Ryo and Terry regain consciousness hours later. Two kids pass by talking.

Kid1: Hey! Did you hear about the new Neo Geo game?

Kid2: Yeah, The Art of Fatal Fury Fighting!

Kid1: It's soooooo cool, though its kinda wierd how some of my favorite guys got toned down, and some got buffer!

Ryo and Terry stare at each other, then turn and climb out of the wreckage.

Terry: Hey kid! What did you say?

Kid1: Here, mister! I'll show you! (pulls out a game cartridge and hand it to Terry)

Terry and Ryo stare blankly at the game, which depicts Kasumi Todoh and Andy Bogard standing upon a pile of bruised and battered people, both flashing winning smiles and giving thumbs ups. Ryo and Terry's heads are sticking out near the bottom of the pile.

Ryo: ............................

Terry: .............................

Kasumi Todoh and Andy Bogard can be seen skipping down the road, arm in arm, singing happily...........

Kasumi and Andy: "Good morning starshine! The earth says hello! You twinkle above us! We twinkle below...............

Fin

Terry: Jeff......THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN!!!!!! I thought you liked me! (glares)

Andy: Oh, I dunno. It wasn't that bad!^_^

Terry: Quiet, you!

Kasumi: Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!

Ryo: ................................

Krauser: Hey, I wasn't in this fic! (pouts)

Jeff: Don't worry, my man. You will be in my next one!

Krauser: Oh joy!!!^_^

Ryo and Terry: JUST END THIS ALREADY!!!!!!!!

Jeff: Okay, okay! Sheeesh!

Fin (again)